Ratlam ka Triveni Mela

रतलाम मेए ११ दिनों तक चलने वाला त्रिवणी मेला जिश मेए
नगर के हजारो लोग रात में देखे जाते हे ।

रतलाम के त्रिवेणी मेले मेएनाचती बालिका।

Amazing Home & Tree

Amazing Tree

Amazing Home

Amaizing Tree

Amazing Tree

aur...Yah Bhi kya hai...

Kya hai Yah....?

TV Station Mumbai 1894

trains at 1895

Insect food for sale

The man with no face - medical science offers new hope to face-eating tumor man

The man with no face - medical science offers new hope to face-eating tumor man

hot dog

Cooking insects - scorpion soup

Ambulance At Chennai 1940

Pedicoure

Oh. My god

Count got's

Two dog and One Mouth

Pani. Pani. Pani rai...........

Flying man in th sky....................

Kya yah Chalti hai

One.one.one only one while bike

Bike on Railway trace

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that’s wrong

PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER: Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

Slute for our INDIA

Rajesh Moonat ki raj Team

Ratlam ka viklang majdur